No Business Like Show Business

Plot
Jeffrey is producing and directing the Hampton Wick Players Christmas pantomime, Cinderella. A problem arises however, which leaves the production short of a second ugly sister. Mildred, who has been eager to take part in the play, is offered the role. She accepts, despite being cast in a role that is usually played by men. Ethel and Humphrey arrive in their new car for the evening of the performance, but by then, Mildred has fallen ill and lost her voice, leaving George to take her place. However, the taxi taking him there crashes into Ethel and Humphrey's car, so Jeffrey has to play the role instead.

Starring:
 * Yootha Joyce as Mildred Roper
 * Brian Murphy as George Roper
 * Norman Eshley as Jeffrey Fourmile
 * Sheila Fearn as Ann Fourmile
 * Nicholas Bond-Owen as Tristram Fourmile
 * Reginald Marsh as Humphrey Pumphrey
 * Avril Elgar as Ethel Pumphrey
 * Roy Barraclough as Henry Starling
 * Roseanne Wickes as Gwen Palmer
 * Sue Bond as Cynthia Bartlett
 * Derek Deadman as Cab Driver
 * Mike Lewin as Police Constable